http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=going-nuclear-%7C-the-sleaze-%7C-uk-news-satire-and-humour Government announces plans to deploy UK's nuclear deterrent against Islamic extremists with nuclear strike on Birmingham. Migrants and Scots Nationalists also identified as threats to UK security and targeted with nuclear missiles. Wed, 07 Oct 2015 22:54:09 UTC en